Considering An Anti-Social Plan B

We're going out with friends tonight and I am really looking forward to it except my nice dark jeans are a little bit tigter than I really want them to be. I washed them yesturday and I should have slept in them and wore them all day. they have that slightly tight clean feeling, which makes my butt looks great I just have to pull them on while lying down and then I have to suck in my gut all night until they lossen up. It's really just making me want to stay home and eat cookie dough all night.